BlackCobra50
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2007
- Messages
- 1,362
- Reaction score
- 0
CHEVROLET
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Camaro
Crappy And Most Amature Racers Own
*Backwards*
Only Retards Admire Misshapen Appalling Catfish
As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, rolls down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me."
The little girl says, "No, I not getting in the car."
The next day the same man pulls up again, rolls down the window and says to the same little girl, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."
The little girl repeats, "No, I'm not getting in the car."
The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car.
"No Dad," replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Camaro!"
Q: What's the difference between a Camaro and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!
Q: How do you make a Camaro accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.
Q: What is found on the last two pages of every Camaro owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.
Q: What do they do with junked Camaro?
A: Recycle them into tin cans.
Q: Why do Camaro owners never carry a map?
A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q: What do you call a Camaro at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call two Camaros at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: How do you double the value of a Camaro?
A: Fill up the gas tank.
Q: What do you call a Camaro with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: How do you make a Camaro go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a Camaro?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.
Q: Why don't Camaros sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q: What do you call Camaros passengers?
A: Shock absorbers.
Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Camaro?
A: Park it between two 914s.
Q: What makes a Camaro go faster?
A: A tow truck.
Q: What do you call a Camaro with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.
Q: What is the smallest part of a Camaro?
A: The owner's brain.
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Camaro?
A: A scrap dealer.
Q: What does a Camaro buyer do to look sophisticated?
A: Wears dark glasses.
Q: How do you tell the Camaro buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
A: Their the ones with the white sticks.
Q: Why do they give away free TVs with Camaros?
A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.
Q: What do you call a Camaro with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: What is the difference between a Camaro and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.
Q: What's the best part of owning a Camaro?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.
Q: What do Camaros and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a Camaro can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:
Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Camaro
Crappy And Most Amature Racers Own
*Backwards*
Only Retards Admire Misshapen Appalling Catfish
As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, rolls down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me."
The little girl says, "No, I not getting in the car."
The next day the same man pulls up again, rolls down the window and says to the same little girl, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me."
The little girl repeats, "No, I'm not getting in the car."
The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car.
"No Dad," replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Camaro!"
Q: What's the difference between a Camaro and a Jehovah's Witness?
A: You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness!
Q: How do you make a Camaro accelerate from zero to 60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A: Push it off a cliff.
Q: What is found on the last two pages of every Camaro owner's manual?
A: The bus schedule.
Q: What do they do with junked Camaro?
A: Recycle them into tin cans.
Q: Why do Camaro owners never carry a map?
A: It'll never get far enough to get lost!
Q: What do you call a Camaro at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call two Camaros at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: How do you double the value of a Camaro?
A: Fill up the gas tank.
Q: What do you call a Camaro with brakes?
A: Customized.
Q: How do you make a Camaro go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What is the reason for the rear window defogger on a Camaro?
A: To keep your hands warm while you push it off the road on a winter day.
Q: Why don't Camaros sustain much damage in a front-end collision?
A: The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q: What do you call Camaros passengers?
A: Shock absorbers.
Q: How do you improve the appearance of a Camaro?
A: Park it between two 914s.
Q: What makes a Camaro go faster?
A: A tow truck.
Q: What do you call a Camaro with a flat tire?
A: A write-off.
Q: What is the smallest part of a Camaro?
A: The owner's brain.
Q: What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Camaro?
A: A scrap dealer.
Q: What does a Camaro buyer do to look sophisticated?
A: Wears dark glasses.
Q: How do you tell the Camaro buyer from all the other people with dark glasses?
A: Their the ones with the white sticks.
Q: Why do they give away free TVs with Camaros?
A: So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.
Q: What do you call a Camaro with twin exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow.
Q: What is the difference between a Camaro and a golf ball?
A: You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.
Q: What's the best part of owning a Camaro?
A: You can always get a handicapped spot.
Q: What do Camaros and Ferarris have in common?
A: A Ferrari can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds, whereas a Camaro can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
:rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:
