Had my NHRA physical today . . . .

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  1. TRUUBLE

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    Well . . . the doctor stuck his finger up my ass and gave me a tetanus shot and declred me fit to go 7.50 seconds in the quarter mile.

    Glad I only have to do this every two years. :-[
     
  2. scarface

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    you know you get that finger stuck up there more than every two years...lol Congrats Bro!!!! now go FAST!
     
  3. Red96GT

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    turn your head and cough :fastjob:
     
  4. Twista

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    explain to me. Why do you have to go thru all this stuff just to go 8 secs?? :dunno:
     
  5. scarface

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    Its just like a DOT physical....they dont want joe blow with some chronic condition going out and spazing...killing everyone in site.
     
  6. TRUUBLE

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    They just want to be sure that you are physically able to handle a car that accelerates at that speed and that you don't have any physical issues that would make you a danger to other drivers. . . . like fainting spells, for example.

    As it is, even running 10s, I get whiplash from the 1.48 60 foot times my car puts down. After a race, I'm sore as hell.
     
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    awww i see now :)
     
  8. TRUUBLE

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    Of course . .. I think the doc fingered my ass just for fun. ;)
     
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    so you swing that way huh ?
     
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    I told the doctor I didn't know I was gonna get laid . . . he said: "Yeah . . and I didn't even buy you dinner!"
     
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    so did he chase you around with a pirate hat??? :rollinglaugh: :rollinglaugh:
     
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    ahhahahaha thread of the year
     
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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  14. scarface

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    did you tell him to stick two of them in there this time ??? :)
     
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    FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. scarface

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    Square
     
  17. TRUUBLE

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    He had little fingers . . he could have fit two in there easy.

    I was a bit disappointed that he didn't give me much of a nutsack massage.
     
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    no flowers or anything afterwards? did he pay you?
     
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    how was the happy ending?
     
  20. Fets

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    Did your butthole pucker up as soon as he stuck his "finger" in there hahahaha omg