Lol this thread makes me smile.
The EXACT same thing happened to me, some guy at my previous workplace had a early 90's shortbed chevy pickup and he said he would "rape" me.
But in my case i told him that he could shove his piece of shit up his ass and keep dreaming which obviously led to a race.
In fact one day in the middle of the workday i was talking so much shit to him he told me "lets run em right now" and we went out side got in our rides and
lined up on this like 1/8th mile straight strip right out back behind an abandoned parking lot behind the parts department.
Long story shorter, i left him like he was standing still up to about 35-40 when i had to let off cause there was a good sized rock in the road. When i let off i had a good 4-5 cars on him and i was still pulling away and my car is SHOWROOM stock. Seriously i havent even taken the air silencer cone out. Lol.
Basicly what i'm trying to say is that you will be the one doing the "raping". Have fun with it, try to get some money on it.
BTW he had a custom "nascar" type exhaust and headers that he fabbed up, ported and polished heads, a holley 650 carb AND 4.10 gears. ;D
And this wasnt some 16 year old prick either, he was in his mid 30's and actually pretty cool and he knew his shit form as far as i could tell.
Have fun. O0
