I don't have problems with birds.. I have problems with cats. They like to sleep on my vert top. They also like to scratch my paint as they get there, stupid little punks.
i've noticed that it happens to bright color cars the most. i've owned at least 10 cars and my first one i painted it pearl orange and it was like target practice for birds. thats my theory lol
stay away from trees, powerlines, beaches(seaguls), open skies, and anywhere else thats out in the open and you wont get bird poop on ur car.... in other words $hit happens, only way to prevent it is to keep the car hidden away in a garage.
Depends on your surroundings mostly, otherwise its just by chance. I use to get a lot when I lived at my parents. Always one after I washed the car, so I'd be out there getting it off. Bird shit is full of acids that'll burn up your clear coat, dont leave it on there too long, especially if you havent waxed up your ride recently.
im bringing back an old thread cause I found this on a detail forum and it is hilarious. It is funny what this dude says with no change in emotion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1cj3-3Qs4