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Message: <blockquote data-quote="PinkieT" data-source="post: 1434456" data-attributes="member: 20959"><p><strong>Jim Trotter: Now, Ms. Vito, being an expert on general automotive knowledge, can you tell me... what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?</strong></p><p><strong><strong>Lisa: That's a bullshit question.</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong>Jim Trotter: Does that mean you can't answer it?</strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong>Lisa: It's a bullshit question, it's impossible to answer.</strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Jim Trotter: Impossible because you don't know the answer!</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Lisa: Nobody could answer that question!</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Jim Trotter: Your Honor, I move to disqualify Ms. Vito as an expert witness!</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Judge Haller: Can you answer the question?</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Lisa: No, it's a trick question!</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Judge Haller: Why is it a trick question?</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Vinny: Watch this.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Lisa: 'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '63. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Jim Trotter: Well... uh... she's acceptable, Your Honor.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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