The Mustang Psalm

[vibrantred5.0]

I found something pretty funny on the internet the other day. Its called the Mustang Psalm

The Mustang Psalm:
The Mustang is my shepherd;
I shall not want;
It maketh me burnout on black pavement;
It leadeth me onto busy freeways;
It restoreth my soul;
It leads me in the path of quickness, for it's names sake;
Yea, though I walk through the valley of rice;
I shall fear no turbo;
For thou torque art with me;
Thy rod, and thy piston, they comfort me;
Thou preparest a track before me, in the presense of my enemies;
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil, my car overpowers;
Surely, traction and victory shall follow me, all the days of my life;
And I shall dwell in the house of the V-8 forever.....

 

[atlanticblue98]

the last line doesnt not apply to me

 

[FullThrottleStangs]

LOL

 

[CompOrangeSN95]

hahaha this is awesome, I'm going to make it into a poster and put it up in my garage

 

[FullThrottleStangs]

hahaha this is awesome, I'm going to make it into a poster and put it up in my garage

great idea

 

[OnyxCobra]

that's pretty good.

the last line doesnt not apply to me

get on that bro

 

[bottlefed97]

that's pretty good.

the last line doesnt not apply to me

get on that bro

I've tried to convince him, but he likes his V6

 

[atlanticblue98]

that's pretty good.

the last line doesnt not apply to me

get on that bro

I've tried to convince him, but he likes his V6

like i've said before

its the automatic and the 2.73 gears that i hate, not the engine

 

[JeremyAlan]

i'll admit. my 3.8 was fun with a 5 speed.

tell ya what... when i pull my 4.6 out and put in either a 5.4 or a 351w i'll sell you the old motor. lol.

 

[sn95gtvert]

that's pretty good.

the last line doesnt not apply to me

get on that bro

I've tried to convince him, but he likes his V6

like i've said before

its the automatic and the 2.73 gears that i hate, not the engine

good lord auto 2.73's and a 3.8 do you get 40mpg??

 

[atlanticblue98]

i'll admit. my 3.8 was fun with a 5 speed.

tell ya what... when i pull my 4.6 out and put in either a 5.4 or a 351w i'll sell you the old motor. lol.

no thanks, if i ever v8 swapped it, a 2v wouldnt be going in.

no offense Duffy

that's pretty good.

the last line doesnt not apply to me

get on that bro

I've tried to convince him, but he likes his V6

like i've said before

its the automatic and the 2.73 gears that i hate, not the engine

good lord auto 2.73's and a 3.8 do you get 40mpg??

i could squeeze 30mpg on the highway. once i get my 5-speed, i'll probably be able to get 31-32mpg

 

[JeremyAlan]

my 4.6 and 5 speed got like around 25

 

[Hoseitdown]

my 5.0 5 speed woth 3.08s got like 27 on the highway

 

[MustangChris]

Tho I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i fear no Evo, for thout are with me.

 

[RockstarMentality]

for my english class last year i did a poem about ricers... ill see if i can find it

 

[RockstarMentality]

Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, equipped with a blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver back off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any, in that silly thing,"

 

[MustangChris]

...u wrote that?


i heard that when i was like, 6... .. lol.


i wrote "poker face" sold the lyrics to lady gaga.

 

[2slo95fiveoh]

...u wrote that?


i heard that when i was like, 6... .. lol.


i wrote "poker face" sold the lyrics to lady gaga.

psh... the song "poker face" is just an instruction manual

"open wide, open wide, smile like a donut and I'll poke-your face"

 

[MustangChris]

yea, i wrote it got my gf...

 

[got5.0]

that poem is awesome!