i rewrote the whole song myself,
every now and then i do it for fun at karaoke.
before she freaks
right now, she probably gettin photographed and printed down town at the station
right now, she gettin told she'll be serving two to threes years hard time
right now, she's probably tryin on a brand new set of orange jumpsuits, oh cuase she dont know
they found DNA of her fake brown hair,
and her fingerprints where everywhere
andn the knife she used to carve me leather seats
they pulled up to her house in the flashin lights
threw her in cuffs and read her her rigths
maybe next time she'll think before she freaks
right now, she's probably eatin slop on a plate while im eatin fried chicken
right now, she's probably gettin eyed by a 6 foot three bulldyke name rhonda
right now, she proabaly wonderin was it worth it to come here, oh cause she dont know
they found DNA of her fake brown hair,
and her fingerprints where everywhere
andn the knife she used to carve me leather seats
they pulled up to her house in the flashin lights
threw her in cuffs and read her her rigths