i got pulled over on a toll road
Highway patrol: i got you on radar going 86.
me: with all due respect, im pretty damn sure my V6 cant even hit 86.
ok it didnt go that way, but i wanted to say it.
but this is what was said, true story
he said,
"at such a young age, im surprised you have never received a speeding ticket in this shiny sports car of your's"
i promptly replied,
"well officer, my parents raised me correctly and taught me responsibilty, plus this V6 is slower than that Kia that just passed us."
he let me go