Craigslist Fail Thread

D3VST8R96GT · May 20, 2015

GTfiveoh said:
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/5028656723.html

hahahahaha

Great northwest green Lol......

Caboose302 · May 20, 2015

GTfiveoh said:
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/5028656723.html

hahahahaha

10.90s on a 99 IRS? Damn... Must be special.

97NYstanGT · May 21, 2015

Is aficionados a real thing? Because Google doesn't know anything about 99 aficionados, and why does it have a procharger computer without procharger?

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1998cobrasvt · May 21, 2015

GTfiveoh said:
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/5028656723.html

hahahahaha

LOL.

Full of s*** or misinformed? That is the question

98snakehorse · May 21, 2015

GTfiveoh said:
http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/cto/5028656723.html

hahahahaha

Man oh man was this guy gullible or what. The previous owner took him for a big ride straight to bullsh!tville lol

1998cobrasvt · May 21, 2015

^ :grin: yupp

lutter94 · May 22, 2015

Also notice the GT intake, HP #'s sound exaggerated to me.....

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/5035239337.html

Hey there, I have my 1995 Mustang 5speed for sale or trade.
First off she started her life as a green V6 but has been redone top to bottom. It was my dream car and I have quite a bit of money and time into her. She now has a 5.0 motor from a donor car with plenty of mods.
75mm throttle body
CAI with K&N filter
Ford Racing stage 2 clutch and new flywheel
AC and Smog Delete
GT40P heads
B303 cam
Motor and tranny rebuilt
Headers with 2 1/2 exhaust pipes into Pipes Violaters
8.8 rear end
New break pads, rotors and calipers all the way around
All break lines done
17" deep dish cobra rims (needs rear tires)
New custom blue paint job with 4 pearls so she shines nice.
332 hp 370 tq
Lower springs
New Optima battery
Full MSD ignition
Ford Racing Red 8.5 ignition wires.
She's undercoated as well. You can text or call with any questions show contact info
I do work at a shop and have done a lot of the work there, there's tons of things I'm forgetting to write also.
I'm testing waters here so no low balls I did have a Ford dealer appraise her at $10-$12,000 and I have the paperwork.

97NYstanGT · May 22, 2015

Well it is a nice clean sn95, but at no point did he mention a cam, I probably hopes to have the numbers, but I don't see a dyno sheet in the description

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lutter94 · May 22, 2015

It has a b cam

98snakehorse · May 22, 2015

lutter94 said:
Also notice the GT intake, HP #'s sound exaggerated to me.....

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/cto/5035239337.html

Hey there, I have my 1995 Mustang 5speed for sale or trade.
First off she started her life as a green V6 but has been redone top to bottom. It was my dream car and I have quite a bit of money and time into her. She now has a 5.0 motor from a donor car with plenty of mods.
75mm throttle body
CAI with K&N filter
Ford Racing stage 2 clutch and new flywheel
AC and Smog Delete
GT40P heads
B303 cam
Motor and tranny rebuilt
Headers with 2 1/2 exhaust pipes into Pipes Violaters
8.8 rear end
New break pads, rotors and calipers all the way around
All break lines done
17" deep dish cobra rims (needs rear tires)
New custom blue paint job with 4 pearls so she shines nice.
332 hp 370 tq
Lower springs
New Optima battery
Full MSD ignition
Ford Racing Red 8.5 ignition wires.
She's undercoated as well. You can text or call with any questions show contact info
I do work at a shop and have done a lot of the work there, there's tons of things I'm forgetting to write also.
I'm testing waters here so no low balls I did have a Ford dealer appraise her at $10-$12,000 and I have the paperwork.

How do you get a V6 car appraised at $10-12k just for having a Bolton 5.0 swapped in? For real? And I agree power#'s seem a bit to high to me.

Caboose302 · May 22, 2015

Yeah.... no. my 95 had a Trick flow intake, e303 cam, ported GT40P heads and full exhaust and only put down 279 rwhp, that's only about 320 at the crank.

D3VST8R96GT · May 24, 2015

Its actually a ford focus Lol

1996GTKB · May 24, 2015

^ HAHAHA this made my day!

1998cobrasvt · May 25, 2015

Do you need a good laugh today? Its old but still one of my "favorite" CL posts.

"If you are looking for the kind of jeep that has to be pansy parked in the garage, so the "carpet doesn't get wet and soggy" Then you should plant your Obama sticker on some Japanese piece of s***. Cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lined to let the blood drain out from the buffalo you just killed, with your bare hands. "

It just keeps getting better

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/this-hilarious-jeep-wrangler-craigslist-ad-is-pure-amer-1590013363

1998cobrasvt · May 28, 2015

WOW!

Just had to post this....

Ebay fail.....

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Mustan...tr=true&hash=item3f4d21e341&item=271877006145

TITLE: 1998 Ford Mustang1998 Ford Mustang SVT Cobra Convertible 2-Door 4.6L

THE REAL TERMINATOR, SUPERCHAGED

First red flag i see.... 99-02 intake manifold.

Full post:

"HELLO EVERYONE HERE WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL 1998 MUSTANG COBRA SVT CONVERTIBLE. THIS BEAUTIFUL CAR IS LIKE BRAND NEW,, ALMOST EVERY PART OF THIS CAR IS BRAND NEW. THIS BEAST HAS THE GREAT 04 TERMINATOR RACING MOTOR WITH A VORTECH SUPERCHARGER THAT IS PUSHING 500HP TO THE REAR WHEELS AND WITH THE CHANGE OF THE UNDER PULLEY,S CAN PUSH UP TO 750 HP,, INCREDIBLE.. BUT WHO,S COUNTING,,LOL, BRAND NEW 6 SPEED TRANS AND 3.73 REAR ,,ALL NEW WITH LESS THAN 5000 MILES. I HAVE A LIST OF OTHER THINGS DONE AND I WILL FAX ANYONE A COPY IF THEY LIKE. THIE BEAUTIFUL BEAST IS READY FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT.. DRIVE LIKE I DO LIKE EVERYDAY USE OR TAKE IT TOO THAT TRACK,, THANKS GOD SOMEONE ELSE BUILT THIS BABY,, LOTS, LOT,S OF MONEY PUT IN TO THE DRIVE TRAIN ALONE NOT TO MENTION THE REST. CHECK OUT THE PAINT JOB IT IS AWESOME WITH GHOST FLAMES THAT CHANGE COLORS WITH THE SUN AND YES THE COBRA. CHECK THIS BEAUTIFUL CAR OUT AND IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS JUST ASK,, PRICE IS REASONABLE AND YOU CANT BUILD THIS CAR FOR HALF THE ASKING PRICE,,CALL ANTHONY AT 508-237-9942 ,, THIS BABY IS THE REAL DEAL,, WANT TO BE KING OF THE ROAD"