g36 monkey
Post Whore
was the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a Mustang Mach 1 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with my 4 cylinder motor,
To beat this **** Mustang, even with it's big power.
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that Mach 1 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear my 4 cylinders ping
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get
smaller,
The
driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You will never win in that stupid thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark 4 cylinder fly-by.
Was a Mustang Mach 1 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try with my 4 cylinder motor,
To beat this **** Mustang, even with it's big power.
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that Mach 1 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear my 4 cylinders ping
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get
smaller,
The
driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You will never win in that stupid thing",
I scowled and revved and let out a sigh,
And did my trademark 4 cylinder fly-by.
