She did it again!!!

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ALITL8 said:
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Dude that is horrible. I'd flip my shit. Hope it works out.

i did flip my shit and then i got bitched at cause i love the car more than her... DUH!!!!!
dont they know that by now :dunno: people always ask me what do i like more girls or cars??? at least right now my car is more important!!!!
 

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Even my mom tells me that I put my car b4 girls. Now that i'm married, the wife went through a phase where she would get mad and cry and do the "you love the car more than me" routine. Now shes ok though.
 
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i tell her i love them (her/the GT) equally but different, same thing i tell my kids... it keeps most of them happy ;)
 

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people just dont understand us !!!!!!!!!!!! its an addiction we cant help it :drunk:
 
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97vertstang said:
people just dont understand us !!!!!!!!!!!! its an addiction we cant help it :drunk:

its cool, i dont understand them either :dunno:

who needs that many pairs of shoes ???
 

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Women are hard to understand, they don't think like us....
I could go on, but I wont...



I thought this was funny!


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.





A New Wives store opened across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
 

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