Strangest night last night...

[badass98svt]

OK, so my gf and I are driving through New York (it wass pouring out there) in her taurus. We drive past this man walking in the storm, so me being a nice guy, I stopped and picked him up. It was just him with a backpack that he was clenching oddly.
So, a few minutes of chit-chat with the guy and i finally ask him "What's in the backpack?", the guy just stares at me in the rearview mirror and says "None of your fu(king business!". I couldn't belive it. Kinda creeped me out. Just picked up a stranger and he is an odd individual! wtf.
So, a few more minutes goes by, and I figured I'd ask him again. He tells me the same thing, "None of your fu(king business!"
Well by now, Becky and I are getting nervous. After a few more minutes passed, I suddenly jerked the wheel to the right and pretended I had a flat tire. I asked the man to get out real quick so I could grab the jack and spare. Reluctantly, he got out of the car and before he had a chance we took off before he could grab his backpack!!! :tongue3:

 

[1bad95]

haha i heard this one before!

 

[auto_x5.0]

lol old joke bro

 

[sn95gtvert]

you stole a homeless mans backpack?? your not nice your an ass.

 

[BOS-94-003]

So what was in it? Joke or not, make up something, im curious now.

 

[MustangChris]

^ me too. lol. wtf was in it?

 

[OnyxCobra]

hah, is there an underlying meaning to this or is that it?

 

[blkmcnasty]

I wish badass98svt would come back online and finish the damn story.....

 

[mygreengt]

haha wtf

 

[sn95gtvert]

dildos and pocket pussies.

 

[MustangChris]

oh, so you were the hitch hiker?

 

[CompOrangeSN95]

when do we hear the punchline?

 

[97ponygt]

What was in the back pack?

 

[pp_puncher]

So what was in it? Joke or not, make up something, im curious now.

Oh, that made me LOL so hard!!

 

[sn95gtvert]

oh, so you were the hitch hiker?

new york is the only place i'll throw the thumb out. damn cabs cost to much.

 

[97ponygt]

Also who the hell tells a story like this and then doesn't bother to tell us what was in the backpack. Maybe that's what the joke is, that there was nothing in the backpack because it didn't happen in the first place?

 

[pp_puncher]

Also who the hell tells a story like this and then doesn't bother to tell us what was in the backpack. Maybe that's what the joke is, that there was nothing in the backpack because it didn't happen in the first place?

It's like a conspiracy or somethin'......."the backpack never happened"

 

[switch96]

I don't get it.

 

[rick focks]

you're spose to ask him what's in the backpack
and he's spose to be all like
none of your fockin' bidness

 

[badass98svt]

What was in the back pack?

None of you fu(king business!

bahahahaha...I know some of you heard it before, but it seemed fittin for April Fool's Day.