A Craigslist styled listing

[Rice_slayer]

I don't know if the guy is serious or not, I know it's not an Escape, but wow, the heated seats work!
http://www.usedregina.com/classified-ad/2000-Ford-escape_12843626

 

[mygreengt]

they probably meant the driver didnt excape

 

[EastBayStang98]

^lmao i hope he aint serious