Craigslist Fail Thread

[krazyrabbit]

OK, at first look I thought this Craig's List posting was a picture of a classic Mustang that had a tragic crash ending...

But no, it's a classic Mustang that met a tragic redneck ending.

1966 FORD MUSTANG BARBQUE GRILL - $800

 

[Ferocious]

2005 mustang - $5500 (RAMONA)

THIS IS A 99 MUSTANG WITH A GEN-5 CONVERSION DONE IT HAS BEEN WELL TAKEN CARE OF AND HAS NEW WHEELS AND TIRES OFF MY 2010 MUSTANG
NEW PAINT
NEW AUTOMATIC TRANSMISION
6CYL
CURRENT REG
CLEAR TITLE
EXTRA SET OF CHROME WHEELS AND TIRES
118K MILES
STEREO
AC
POWER SEATS
POWER EVERYTHING
$5500.00 OR BEST

:nono::nono:

 

[krazyrabbit]

HAHAHA! Looks like it has braces!

 

[1bad9d5]

LOL this thread is hilarious. I can not believe some of these cars exist. What the heck were people thinking? smh.

 

[the5.ohh]

How anyone thinks that shit looks good is beyond me..

 

[krazyrabbit]

Another winner:

I have for sale:
1996 Ford Mustang 138k miles gold brown with 20" rims and low profile tires.( cost me $2200 ) the interior is in perfect condition, the exterior is in good condition like 8 out of 10. The engine and transmission are in perfect condition. This is a custom car with a full body kit and dual flow master exhaust.

Is that a Transformer badge in the grille???

 

[krazyrabbit]

*********94-95 MUSTANG GT VERT****** - $3800

Custon paint job brand new transmission H pipe gives it that rumble tv's in the sunvisors

 

[Tony]

Here's a real Craig's List winner in my area:

And everyone needs a Mickey Mouse on their trunk!

Post listing: 1998 Ford Mustang GT Convertible, 214K miles, automatic transmission, runs well, clean title. Make offer.

i can handle the blue 2-toned new edge. not this kinda shit though, lol. the new edge just looks like a misguided teenager may have had too much $$ and not sure how to put the car together. this is just random crap done with markers or some shit.

 

[YocumKellyShepSN95]

I would love to meet some of these people! LOL!

 

[krazyrabbit]

Interesting color scheme:

1995 Mustang Cobra Clone. V6 3.8L great on gas! fast for a V6 ,, 5 SPEED STICK
106,000 original miles! starts right up

custom fenders custom paint, custom gauges, HID headlights and custom tail lights!, after market air intake, drilled rotors & red pads, new battery, flow master exhaust, cobra wheels and tires, 5 speed stick shift, shift kit, clutch has been done, 5% tint all around, viper alarm system,, a lot of work and money have been put into this car as you can see, no rust, I GET COMPLIMENT EVERYWHERE I DRIVE IT!! ready for the summer, there is easy more than $2000 after market parts in this car. so be reasonable. serious buyers only please!

asking $5100 OBO cash only

 

[1bad9d5]

Interesting color scheme:

1995 Mustang Cobra Clone. V6 3.8L great on gas! fast for a V6 ,, 5 SPEED STICK
106,000 original miles! starts right up

custom fenders custom paint, custom gauges, HID headlights and custom tail lights!, after market air intake, drilled rotors & red pads, new battery, flow master exhaust, cobra wheels and tires, 5 speed stick shift, shift kit, clutch has been done, 5% tint all around, viper alarm system,, a lot of work and money have been put into this car as you can see, no rust, I GET COMPLIMENT EVERYWHERE I DRIVE IT!! ready for the summer, there is easy more than $2000 after market parts in this car. so be reasonable. serious buyers only please!

asking $5100 OBO cash only

other then the fact that its a v6 fobra, its actually the better looking one of all the others in this thread lol

 

[Cpotts13]

There are some real gems on the good old CL

 

[Knuckles85]

Another winner:

I have for sale:
1996 Ford Mustang 138k miles gold brown with 20" rims and low profile tires.( cost me $2200 ) the interior is in perfect condition, the exterior is in good condition like 8 out of 10. The engine and transmission are in perfect condition. This is a custom car with a full body kit and dual flow master exhaust.

Is that a Transformer badge in the grille???

Is that the front bumper from the eclipse from the original F&F? LOL

 

[krazyrabbit]

And the most creative way to hide your license plate goes to:

1985 Mustang lx 5.0 -- 2200 OBO

85 Mustang lx 5.0
Engine is 302 5.0 ho
Carb/EFI
Transmission is Automatic
78,424 miles on rebuilt engine
Original paint, regatta blue
Car is wired for Subs
Dashboard, Cluster trim, and glove box are missing in the pictures because I took them off, but I do have the parts.

asking $2,200 OBO...open to offers..

I love my mustang but I don't have the money or time to fix it up the way I would like to so I've decided to sell it to someone who can.
If there's any more questions or if you are interested just email.
More pictures will provided for those who are serious about buying my car.

 

[krazyrabbit]

And the Craig's List award for best driver camouflage goes to:

And if that's the best picture you can come up with for your Mustang for sale... no thanks.

 

[krazyrabbit]

Wow! What a great price for this Ferrari!

2000 mustang gt One of Kind Custom - $65

Hi I have 2000 Mustang GT has low miles. 111xxx
One of Kind Custom Alpina white, New paint job Cost me $1900
Transmission: Automatic
Steel Wheels 17" white
Serious Buyers Only No Bullshit

 

[miss.mod.50]

Another sweet CL mustang........

Been waiting for this to show back up. We find it on CL here at least once per summer. Try not to fight over this one boys.......

http://peoria.craigslist.org/clo/3932485765.html

98 mustang for sale 3800 obo runs good and look nice inside and out

 

[DeepList]

:deeplist:

That is all.

 

[Nightmare]

someone spill pepto all over it?

 

[greenscobie86]

Im in love! this should be in Hefners stable...