this thread fails, so ill make it win:
Chris' experience with Reno.
One day MustangChris went to BajaFresh (some mexican joint here in Aurora.) there he saw, litterally, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
he went over and sat down and started talking to her. he found out her name and her past... she was born and raised in Reno, moved to vegas, and is going to school in denver...
in the middle of our conversation, she asks how old i was..... already completely nervous (which is rare for MustangChris) he said 18.... ... he happened to be 20, going on 21.... .. she promptly said "well, im 25... so... im sorry"
even after showing her his ID, MustangChris couldnt seal the deal and walk away with a phone number.
Bright side: MustangChris didnt pee himself, as he thought he did ....
(true story)