Do you guys have rules about your car?

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1)Get in
2)Strap on
3)SHUT UP
4)Hold on

And my favorite: Ass, Gas, or Grass, this ride ain't free.
 

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No salty, crunchy foods.
No candy.
No couples in the back seat.
No talking crap about the car.
No roughhousing in the car.
Seatbelts required.
Girls get shotgun.
Don't slam my freakin doors.
No shoes on the dash.
You hold my drink if the cupholder's too small and i'm shifting.
No messing with my music.
And no pressing buttons.
My car is under my rule, don't complain about the rules or you can walk.
 

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^ ive never understood that one. i lean on it all the time, or pop the trunk and sit in there. i just make people show me their pants b4 they do any of that to make sure they dont have those metal rivets on the pockets
 

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My car's usually not the cleanest.. especially with it being worked on right now. So, if you're leaning on it, you're rubbing dirt into the paint. It even makes me mad when people lean or sit on their own cars haha. Sitting on the trunk lip is fine though..
 

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My daily driver is a rusty 83 F150, I have no rules except to absolve myself from liability should you fall through the floor.
 
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MikeyEl said:
no smoking
nothing illegal allowed, one of my friends is a big pot head and i'm under 21
god gave you 3 cup holders, use them, the one hidden in the arm rest is mine
only i drive

there are 2 or 3 people who get exceptions


what, there's three cup holders? Ive had my car for 5 weeks and I have only seen the one in the arm rest lol.
 

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kissrocksforever said:
MikeyEl said:
no smoking
nothing illegal allowed, one of my friends is a big pot head and i'm under 21
god gave you 3 cup holders, use them, the one hidden in the arm rest is mine
only i drive

there are 2 or 3 people who get exceptions


what, there's three cup holders? Ive had my car for 5 weeks and I have only seen the one in the arm rest lol.

I'm guessing he's talking about two hands and between the legs.
 

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kissrocksforever said:
MikeyEl said:
no smoking
nothing illegal allowed, one of my friends is a big pot head and i'm under 21
god gave you 3 cup holders, use them, the one hidden in the arm rest is mine
only i drive

there are 2 or 3 people who get exceptions


what, there's three cup holders? Ive had my car for 5 weeks and I have only seen the one in the arm rest lol.

he probably put 98-00 cupholders in place of the 94-97 ashtray
 

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Slykin said:
No salty, crunchy foods.
No candy.
No couples in the back seat.
No talking crap about the car.
No roughhousing in the car.
Seatbelts required.
Girls get shotgun.
Don't slam my freakin doors.
No shoes on the dash.
You hold my drink if the cupholder's too small and i'm shifting.
No messing with my music.
And no pressing buttons.
My car is under my rule, don't complain about the rules or you can walk.
covered all my rules
 

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mygreengt said:
Slykin said:
No salty, crunchy foods.
No candy.
No couples in the back seat.
No talking crap about the car.
No roughhousing in the car.
Seatbelts required.
Girls get shotgun.
Don't slam my freakin doors.
No shoes on the dash.
You hold my drink if the cupholder's too small and i'm shifting.
No messing with my music.
And no pressing buttons.
My car is under my rule, don't complain about the rules or you can walk.
covered all my rules
Sweeeet!! I made a worthwhile comment hahaha.
 

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kissrocksforever said:
MikeyEl said:
no smoking
nothing illegal allowed, one of my friends is a big pot head and i'm under 21
god gave you 3 cup holders, use them, the one hidden in the arm rest is mine
only i drive

there are 2 or 3 people who get exceptions


what, there's three cup holders? Ive had my car for 5 weeks and I have only seen the one in the arm rest lol.

I'm guessing each hand and between the legs... :dontknow:
 

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im thinking hes talking about the two that replaced the ash tray on the newer mustangs
 

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No more than 2 people including myself (have a rear seat delete kit, but even before I had that I never drove more than 2 people because my car would scrape on the ground.)
No smoking (exceptions apply to exactly what it is u wanna smoke)
My car, my music
Dont slam the damn door!
This was already mentioned but close the door by the rubber strip below the window, and dont get finger prints on my clean black paint!
And the answer to the number 1 question: No, you can't drive it!
 

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You guys go way overboard on all these retarded rules. It's just a car. This ain't no Ferrari either.

My only one is: no smoking. But that's because cigarette smoke is f*cking nasty and I hate it.

Paul.
 

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