stupid questions about your car

[Orange 94]

"What ya got done to 'er?" - I hope you packed a lunch, I need a few hours to answer that. Instead, maybe you can just look at the car and investigate.

Ive gotten that a lot too... At car shows I now leave a little photo album out.

 

[oilspill]

I just wasted way to much time reading 12 pages of this, its great

Since my car is hot rod black(satin) i get asked all the time "what color you going to paint it??" i tell them im thinking of a satin black, most of the time the response is "o yea, thats going to look real good"

 

[whiplash473]

lolol thats hilarious

 

[Orange 94]

lol

 

[TanTop94]

Redneck at a gas station
Him: Is that a 5ohh?
Me: Yup.
Him: Awwh man my truck gets worse gas milage than that!
Me: Wow really? I wouldn't of guessed.
- He was driving some beat up k5 blazer..

At the same gas station some guy in a beater rolls up next to me
Him: How did you get your brakes so red?
Me: I bought new calipers that were powder coated red
Him: Awwuhh man I painted my brakes one time, it didn't look nearly as nice!
Me: Really? Well I just had my calipers painted. You should try that next time.

My girlfriend and I leaving a paid parking garage in Annapolis, I'm waiting in line to pay for my ticket and the guy collecting money comes up and says..
Him: Is that a mustangg???
Me: Umm...yes?
Him: Awwuhhmann that thing sounds nice!
Me: Thanks. Cya.
Girlfriend: Are you ****ing kidding me? Is he retarded?
Me: LOLZ!

 

[whiplash473]

"is that an '04?"

 

[Austinx56]

when i have my speedster covers on i hear from old people "are thoes like batmobile covers?" from kids " are thoes ferrari covers?" and where is you convertible top? and more then that i hear "whats a saylean?"

 

[whiplash473]

 

[Austinx56]

?? whats that

 

[whiplash473]

a scalene triangle.....scalene saleen ya know

 

[Austinx56]

a scalene triangle.....scalene saleen ya know

:thumbsup:

 

[hondarocks61]

I wasn't going to post in this thread, thinking I didn't even have one of these stories, then I remembered the last time I had my GTS parked outside the 'zone in the ghetto getting a distrubutor rotor, some dude asked me if my car was a celica. I was a bit offended, athough I see how you could make the mistake in relation to the 90s celicas. And knowing nothing about cars. HA.

 

[T-5 Killer]

I always get asked is my Cobra "Real" since it doesnt have the cool hood and the rear bumper says "mustang" and if its Supercharged since the 03-04 cars were.

 

[whiplash473]

i was with one chick who had a 97 slobra and people would always ask us (whoever was driving) if it was supercharged

 

[belber095]

a scalene triangle.....scalene saleen ya know

you gotta lil smirk outta me whip ahha

"Wow you're car's really red! Why's it so red?" <-- could probably guess it was a ditzy blonde bishh who asked that haha
"cause it's red paint...?"

 

[whiplash473]

my truck is Victory Red and my car is Vibrant Red so i get a lot of -

random idjut - "wow you must really like red huh?"
me - "its just a coincidence"

 

[belber095]

idk man, those brake lights and calipers are both red.. you must really like red, huh?

 

[whiplash473]

yeah that and the hazard button.....i'm addicted

 

[g36 monkey]

Is that a five point zero?

 

[belber095]

Is that a five point zero?

i always thought it was...?