stupid questions about your car

[OnyxCobra]

Yeah Idk if I believe that, I find it hard to believe anyone that bought one wouldn't know what engine it had or would at least know it had a power adder. And they're 550hp lol.

 

[jmstang66]

"man that things loud!"
"that a 5.0? umm it says 4.6 on the fender..."

and my all time favorite i got from a guy on a golf cart at a car show

"are those side scoops stock? look good"

 

[98green5.4]

kid at school asked me if i made the black gt a convertible.
i was driving my dad's cobra convertible that day. haha.

 

[Mustang Mark]

rp:is it lifted?
me: ummmm no? stock ride height, just sits high as hell from the factory
rp: well it lookes higher that all the other mustangs i see
me: that because they are lowered :tard:
rp: are the wheels bigger than stock
me no they are 17s stock size
rp: why dont you put a body kit on it
me: body kits (other than the saleen for mustangs) are for ricer pieces of sh!t
rp: i like body kits, i want one for my KIA
me: kill yourself. *drives away*

 

[RockstarMentality]

"How much power does it have?"
lol, only one way to find out

 

[Ronin]

Didn't really have another place to put this....

Was at the strip Saturday night, waiting for the tech guy to show up. There were two cars already there in addition to my own...a blown 05 GT making a claimed 500+ WHP, and a wickedly cammed C5 Z06.

4th car pulls up, black Lexus, can't really tell much as it's dark already (lazy ass tech guy).

Lexus Driver: Hey man, do you know what a Lexus is supposed to sound like?
Me (thinking he wants some advice on a weird sound his car is making): Depends on the Lexus...
LD: What about this one?
Me (can BARELY tell the engine is running): Sounds ok to me...what model is it?
LD: GS400...I dunno, I'm 18, but I'm gonna do something, I think it sounds pretty good...

LD proceeds to rev the shit out of his car...and truth be told...it sounded alright...would he not have been in the present company. Douche wasn't worth waiting around to see what he had to say when the 3 of us even STARTED our cars.

For the record, he was running 15s all night.

 

[5ptSlow]

"Is that thing cammed?" - uhhh yuh. All cars are cammed idiot.
"You got a killer exhaust system on that thing, where are the tips?" - It's dumped after the cats.
"Nice 4.6" - It's a 95 5.0, asshat.

 

[Musturd]

All kinds of things. Supercharged right ? Or this ones good I bet ur cars louder then it is fast... Coming from a vette owner , my reply wanna try me?

Is that nitrous fake ?
What you got in there a 350 ?

 

[Orange 94]

I'll have to read through this thread haha Ive been asked lots of stupid questions....

"Is that a mustang?"
"Is that 5.0?"
"Why do you have to tune the motor when you put a supercharger on? doesnt the computer automatically do that?"
"Is that a new 2012 mustang?"
"Is it front or rear wheel drive"
"is it fast?"

I could go on for days....

My favorite "Why does your car match your hair?" (Im a ginger)

 

[the5.ohh]

Dumbest one so far is after somebodys like what car you got
I say a 95 Mustang GT with the 5.0 in it. They say, its got a V6 right. Want to smack myself in the face lol

 

[whiplash473]

i get "your car isnt running right" a lot cuz of the cam

 

[whiplash473]

I'Is that a new 2012 mustang?"

i got that one earlier this year "what year? 2012?" i laughingly said WHAT THE FAWK?!?!

 

[belber095]

my favorite of all "is that a convertible?"
as they're looking at the FUKKIN soft top....

"Why would you lower that?"
"Why is the horse running?"
"That's what, like 2 years old?"
"Are these seats real leather" ----> they're cloth..

 

[sn95jones]

Passenger - Damn your stereo really bumps what do you have???

Me - *Rolls Eyes and points at the factory head unit and Mach 460 emblems*

Passenger - That sounds good man where can I get these

Me - *Facepalm* Get out.

 

[whiplash473]

"your cars gotta misfire"

 

[Musturd]

Yea my big cam guys like ur cars ****ed . I'm like naw my cam just has a nice lobe separation and over 600 lift runs just fine

 

[whiplash473]

lol like me with less lift.....as your car is sitting there shakin from side to side lol...."car runs fine" and theyre face is like "huh?" haha

 

[Musturd]

Yea exactly. I'm like this cars tuned and dialed in and runs 10's running all ****ed up like this... So what's wrong with it again? That's why I'm not big on car shows.

 

[Orange 94]

I'm always surprised by the reaction of people after they ask "what year?" they always think its a lot newer.

 

[Musturd]

Yea tons of people always think the sn95's are like mid 2000's it's like the 1990 300zx looked so way ahead of it's time I guess