stupid questions about your car

[switch96]

Stupidest question anyone's ever asked me:

Wanna run em?

Honda S2000. I laughed in his face.

 

[GDTrumbo]

^^ that car is one of the very few imports i actually like.
not really a question, but one time i was fillin up at the gas station, minding my own business and this flamin homo in a prius is at the pump beside me looking at my car in disgust. after a good 2 mins, im finally like can i help you? he says yea u can stop driving that gas guzzling American car and get something that gets better gas mileage. i says nah, im good but i appreciate you saving me the gas im about to do a burnout with. i hopped in my car, rolled out, and did a brake stand lol.

Hehehehe. He needs to see the lunar landscape around Sudbury, Canada from the mining of the nickel for his his batteries. Then ask him about the toxic waste created when the batteries are disposed of. Not a pretty picture.

GT

 

[badass98svt]

Last year I was TOLD that my Cobra was a new GT500. The guy didn't believe me that my car was a 98. lol
I had to show him my registration.

had another guy ask me if my car was a "5.0" I said "No, it's a 4.6 DOHC".

The gentleman tells me "Oh, that sucks man, too bad it wasn't the 5.0"

 

[Inspector13]

I was riding with a friend in his '90 300ZX TT and some guy asked us if it was a Lambo.

Some nice old gentleman in a (looked to be a 50's Pontiac) completely restored to original pulled up next to me in my '74 Nova at a stop light. Leans out and says "Hey kid. You might wanna have your car looked at. Sounds like the timing is off." I look back smile and say "Thanks I'll have to do just that. Ever since I installed this massive cam it just hasn't idled the same as it did before."

Some kid in a 2ed gen Eclipse GSX (awd) "I will rape that dinosaur's a$s out the hole!!" Followed shortly by "WHAT THE FVCK!!!" after his awd car just got completely dominated off the line and down the track might I add.

I got a lot of "What the hell kinda car is that???" when I was riding in my Nova.

I hear "FAG!!" a lot in the Mustang. I think it may have something to do the the Mystic horse (aka purple pony) on the sides of the car. IDK

". . . . . . . . . . . . " is what a young co-worker said after a race between my '74 Nova and his '91 Nissan 240sz w/bolt-ons & ported head in the 1/4 mile, where I gave him a 10 car head start, the hit, and still beat him by over 4 cars. The look on his face afterwords was 100% priceless granted he sold the car within 2 weeks (but now he has a '76 Gran Torino with a 460 bbf in it that he's working on). :thumbsup:

 

[Britt GT]

"How did you get your V6 to sound like that?"
"Thanks for assuming since I have a vagina I must drive a V6, it's a GT"


I guess the badges, the back bumper, and my license plate ALL referring to my car as a GT doesn't help enough.

 

[switch96]

"Thanks for assuming since I have a vagina I must drive a V6, it's a GT"

Lmfao, this should be in your sig.

 

[Inspector13]

"Thanks for assuming since I have a vagina I must drive a V6, it's a GT"

Lmfao, this should be in your sig.

Ditto. That's hilarious.

 

[Britt GT]

LOL, maybe I should.

 

[bigjohnson4.6gt]

Stupidest question anyone's ever asked me:

Wanna run em?

Honda S2000. I laughed in his face.

Some of those s2000's are pretty fast especially if they are done up right. I actually lost to a turbo S2000 last summer, light cars with decent power can be deadly

 

[got5.0]

yeah, s2000's are pretty sweet imo. They can be modded out the butt, and make nasty numbers, but they have like -79 tq

 

[RockstarMentality]

more torque in the lug nuts than the engine? lol

 

[danielson631]

yeah, s2000's are pretty sweet imo. They can be modded out the butt, and make nasty numbers, but they have like -79 tq

yeah this is true. i was beating honda civics and sentras all day by half dozen cars until an s2000 showed up, little f-ers are quick, but apparenntly not quick enough cause i still beat em. we both only had a few bolts ons

 

[Bouttime09]

In regards to my old V6..."the SRS model (air bag) those are fast!"...
In regards to my JLT..."you should get your belts check, they sound bad"
In regards to my 96 Cobra..."What is it a 5.0?" me: "nope 4.6" them: "...oh, sorry. Is it as fast as a 5.0?"
In regards to the model year..."what is that, like a 2004?" me: "nope, 1996" them: "oh, really? Looks new."

That's why if I dont know...I just listen/read before I open my mouth.

 

[Ronin]

I was riding with a friend in his '90 300ZX TT and some guy asked us if it was a Lambo.

Oh man, I got it all in my 95 TT. Corvette, Porsche, Ferrari, you name it.

 

[Ronin]

That's why if I dont know...I just listen/read before I open my mouth.

That's my motto too. Usually, the only times I've ever asked someone anything about their car is when it's so far removed from anything I know...the last two cars I remember asking the owner what the make and model were was a Pantera and a Bricklin. Though I did one time ask a 240Z owner if he had a small block Chevy under the hood...I had heard it in the distance a few times, sounded mean. Turns out he had the stock motor and just exhaust.

 

[Bouttime09]

Yeah, I will ask if I am totally clueless, but I never assume anything.

 

[N8Legarda]

my V6...

"You can beat Judes car in a race right?" (stock except dope rims 240sx)

"Your car is probably the fastest at school it can beat Dylans right?" (93GT with everything but a SC..under the hood every single day)

"Give it a rev" just lol

 

[tater302]

Brothers Car- 1996 Cobra w/ bored and stroked 4.6, procharger DCS1 at 18lbs of boost, Makes 530HP to the rear wheels. So it has very lound blower "wine", and has a very noticable cam.
car is sitting in parking lot at work running waiting on it to warm up a man walks by going in to work, turns looks at the car looks at my brother and says " Man that car sounds like its got a bad belt on it, you better get it checked out. Sounds like its flooding too, you think you will make it home?"
My Brother- " Yeah I think i can make it home before it dies on me."

 

[atlanticblue98]

In regards to my old V6..."the SRS model (air bag) those are fast!"...
In regards to my JLT..."you should get your belts check, they sound bad"
In regards to my 96 Cobra..."What is it a 5.0?" me: "nope 4.6" them: "...oh, sorry. Is it as fast as a 5.0?"
In regards to the model year..."what is that, like a 2004?" me: "nope, 1996" them: "oh, really? Looks new."

That's why if I dont know...I just listen/read before I open my mouth.

when my alternator broke, i had to keep the car parked on the street. i got a "warning" ticket from security for parking on the street overnight (against Homeowners association rules). it said:

Make: Ford
Model: Mustang
Color: Blue
Year: 2006

i was honored to think that the guy thought my car only looked 4 years old

 

[danielson631]

this is one of my new favorite threads hahahhaha some of these are too funny

i love how people think 5.0 is stronger then a 4.6 just bc the amount of liters. ive had countless arguments with people who know nothing about cars (or anything other then hondas) about how stock for stock which makes more HP and TQ and well which one will smoke who. im speaking in reference to 4v's. idk how a sohc would hold up next to a 5.0, i assume better if not about the same but i know i blew the doors off a couple stock 5.0s