I want someone to photoshop a sign that says, "Axiall's Finest" hanging by a string from the dick of Michelangelo's statue of David! WHY? Axiall is the company I work for and they have their favorite employees. They nutswing like nobodies business and we have a running joke that the company is having a statue hand-forged by Michalengelo's 12th great-grandson in honor of Steve Luckett. Someone make this happen for me!!